unintentionally-jesus:

yes. it is official. everyone in twilight hates twilight.

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attains:

attains:

if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS

my mom made me go to a therapist because of this

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lumos5001:

excessively-irish-courfeyrac:

Lestrade’s phone passcode is totally “Greg” because the only person to try to hack his phone would be Sherlock and it’s the one thing he doesn’t know.

HEADCANON SO FREAKING ACCEPTED

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nellachronism:

FLY, YOU FOOLS.

nellachronism:

FLY, YOU FOOLS.

(Source: awwww-cute)

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avoca:

looks like a painting himself

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I’ll let you know next week’s lottery numbers.

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sherlockisthebest:

x
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letsmakeloaf:

nobody’s ever really happy to find out they’ve stayed up too late.

it used to be a cool achievement but now it’s like

"fuck. god damn it. not again. shit."

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Taylor Schilling & Kate Mulgrew attend Netflix France Launch Party (15/09/2014)

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